Hello sad people,
You are probably staring at the ceiling all teary eyed.
You are probably looking for that bloody penknife, ready to slice your wrists to shreds.
You probably see everything as shite, all brown, sticky and smelly.
Well, don’t.
Life is motherfucking glorious my sad friends. It is not full of hate, sadness and pessimism, far from it. Life is full of bloody rainbow, unicorns and pixies. It is not dull, full of fucking colours and happiness is what it is.
Cut away them strings tugging at your heart, making it sink in the bottomless pit of self depreciation, stop, bloody look around. Smell the fucking roses, kiss the fucking babies, I’m bloody serious, you’ll find it is quite the happy pill.
I’ve been there, where everyone looks like they want to kick you, every stone looks like it is out to trip you, every fucking bird looks like it will shit on you.
Not pretty, but close your eyes, hum a hall and oates song, you will see the colours grow brighter, the people grow happier and even them heinous shit dropping birds will seem cute and lovable.
Don’t believe me?
Try it,
If it doesn’t work, you can carry on listening to my chemical romance, applying thick as shit eye make up and slicing yourself up.
Digress,
N
